Have your neighbors been ignoring shaking ground and
distant roaring?
Have your neighbors been ignoring shaking ground and
distant roaring?
News flash! It’s a dinosaur emergency!
Tyrannosaurs are running wild through the neighborhood, scaring the cats and knocking over garbage cans! Velociraptors are popping up everywhere! Pteranodons have been spotted overhead!
Fortunately, a few children have proven to be particularly good at dinosaur wrangling, thanks in small part to a little guidance from Uncle Bunkle, but mostly because those kids are quite clever themselves! Join them as they tackle the greatest challenge our town has ever seen--and pick up a few tips along the way.
“I love you and your stories. I am so happy that you are here.”
- Elowyn, age 7
“There are no dinosaurs. A meteor hit the earth and made a hole and they all fell in.” - 8 year old girl, Klamath Falls library
"Thank you for all your great stories and amazing poems. I really liked them a lot. You made us all laugh! - Malachi, age 7.
"Don’t pass the notes when the teacher is looking." - Anna, age 7.
"Sharks can’t talk." - 9 year old girl, Malin, Oregon library
Uncle Bunkle has been telling stories
just about forever, mostly in Oregon.
Only now has he begun releasing them into the wild!
Telling funny stories.
Do Emus Moo?
I'm asking you because I just don't know.
Perhaps they eee!
I do not see why we can't make it so.
Emu birds are funny things
They cannot fly though they have wings.
In Do Emus Moo, Uncle Bunkle continues to provide ridiculous advice that spins out of control, this time in full color!
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