Have your neighbors been ignoring shaking ground & distant roaring? 


¿Tus vecinos han estado ignorando el temblor del suelo y los rugidos distantes?

¡Todas las historias contadas en inglés y español! Available at Amazon.com

About Catching Dinos

News flash! It’s a dinosaur emergency! 

Tyrannosaurs are running wild through the neighborhood, 

scaring the cats and knocking over garbage cans! 

Velociraptors are popping up everywhere! 

Pteranodons have been spotted overhead!  


Atrapando Dinosaurios!

¡Noticia de última hora! ¡Es una emergencia de dinosaurios!
¡Los tiranosaurios corren como locos por el vecindario, 

asustando a los gatos y tirando cubos de basura! 

¡Los velociraptors están apareciendo por todas partes! 

¡Se han avistado pteranodones!

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 Fortunately, a few children have proven to be particularly good at dinosaur wrangling, thanks in small part to a little guidance from Uncle Bunkle, but mostly because those kids are quite clever themselves! Join them as they tackle the greatest challenge our town has ever seen

--and pick up a few tips along the way!

Reader Commentary

5.0 out of 5 stars Amusing, enjoyable, and entertaining!

Reviewed in the United States on May 31, 2024

I had the honor of having Uncle Bunkle visit my classroom regularly throughout my years of teaching young children. The kids were delighted every single minute that he was with them. I absolutely know they would love his new book, "Catching Dinos", for all of the same reasons they loved his visits. Kids love reading books with rhythm and rhyme, and a good dose of silliness. (Adults and big kids will also get a kick out of reading it). Uncle Bunkle also credits his young readers to have the wisdom to teach these Dinos a few of life’s little lessons along the way. A really fun read!

 -- Maureen C.

Filled with humor, fun rhymes and Dinos, my son instantly enjoyed this book. After reading the book to him for the first time, he quickly asked to read the book again, this time he wanted to read the book to me! I'm sure we will read it many more times :) -- Jessica H.


 “The illustrations really make this story. A clever blend of entertainment and inspiration, they complement the text beautifully and will keep young readers engaged and turning pages until the very end.  

Warm and whimsical, Catching Dinos is sure to delight its target audience of children ages six to ten years old. It would also  make an excellent choice for a read-aloud or a bedtime story. You and your little’un(s) will love it!" -- Reedsy reviewer Kristine L.

For those of us who miss Dr. Seuss, take heart: There's Uncle Bunkle.

"Catching Dinos" is a refreshingly original and playful rhyming book about how to catch dinosaurs and, once you catch them, what to teach them. It would make a wonderful bedtime story book for a toddler; but also a humorous read-aloud for a young reader. We hope to hear more from Uncle Bunkle!  -- Amazon customer

 “Quirky story, quirky rhymes, quirky illustrations, and lots of dinosaurs. A surreal and fun Dr. Seussian romp, especially for young dinosaur lovers." 

-- Tenzin Dawa

Gentle humor and sage advice

Reviewed in the United States on May 7, 2024

This sweet, quirky book is filled with gentle humor and sage advice. Your little one will delight at the silly rhymes. A perfect bedtime read! 

-- Pat Bryan

 “I love you and your stories. I am so happy that you are here.”

-- Elowyn, age 7 

  

“There are no dinosaurs. A meteor hit the earth and made a hole and they all fell in.”  -- 8 year old girl, Klamath Falls library 

  

"Thank you for all your great stories and amazing poems. I really liked them a lot. You made us all laugh! -- Malachi, age 7.

  

"Don’t pass the notes when the teacher is looking." -- Anna, age 7.


 "Sharks can’t talk." -- 9 year old girl, Malin, Oregon library 

REVIEWERS COMMENTS

NETGALLEY

THE CHILDREN'S BOOK REVIEW

NETGALLEY

 Another kids' book that I would also highly recommend to adults with a good sense of humor. I have a weakness for dinosaur books, but this one is legitimately good. The illustrations are hilarious and really did remind me of Edward Gorey's style. The rhythm and rhyme were perfect, and the words themselves were clever, creative, and funny. I will definitely be reading this a few more times… – NetGalley reviewer Lisa D. 060524 


Catching Dinos is an adorable children's book that immediately captured my heart with its storyline and beautiful dinosaur illustrations. -- E.W., Librarian 061724


I had so much fun reading this book, the story is so adorable and the illustrations were so well done and charming, there’s so many little details in every page that I couldn’t stop but be mesmerized by it all. I will definitely be recommending it! Thank you netgalley and the publisher for this early copy. A.R., reviewer 071024


This book is illustrated in black and white and seeing the Dino’s dresses in elegant clothes was so funny. It was my favorite part of the book. This is a story on what to do if you catch a dinosaur. From manners to not eating you the rhyming verses were fun. I really enjoyed the authors humor.  S.W., reviewer 070924


Catching Dinos is a delightful children’s book that offers a whimsical twist on the prehistoric world. The black-and-white illustrations of dinosaurs provide a humorous contrast to their otherwise fearsome nature. The storyline is engaging and playful, perfect for sparking the imagination of young readers. This book’s unique artistic style and clever concept make it a memorable and enjoyable read. The children at my library will absolutely adore this book, just like I did. - Robin F., Librarian 080624


Sometimes you CAN judge a book by its cover! This picture book is one.

“Are there reliable types of tests for whether [dinosaurs] might eat your guests?”
You’ll be happy to know that, yes, there are. As this picture book explains, not only can you catch dinosaurs, but you can domesticate them, too! The intricate pen-and-ink drawings and the clever rhymes means that adults will love this book as much as the kids. - Yvonne R., educator







REEDSY

THE CHILDREN'S BOOK REVIEW

NETGALLEY

Told with a twinkle, this sweet story unfolds in short, lyrical sentences that are easy to follow and digest. Sure to delight little'uns!

SYNOPSIS

Dinosaurs have been spotted running wild through the neighborhood, scaring the cats, and knocking over garbage cans. Fortunately, children have proven to be particularly helpful with dinosaur wrangling, as documented in Catching Dinos.
Well-intentioned, quirky, and perhaps in over his head, Uncle Bunkle shares questionable advice about what to do when dinosaurs descend on your neighborhood. His tips range from catching dinos (using nets, whistles, and animal crackers) to taming them (with long walks and invitations to dinner). But can they really learn to fit in? Possibly—with help from clever kids along the way.

“Have your neighbors been ignoring shaking ground and distant roaring? Just calmly reading Mother Goose while dinosaurs are running loose”? asks the narrator in this charming children’s book by Uncle Bunkle. If so, then you might want to keep an eye out for dinosaurs running wild and be careful what you teach them, too.

Because dinos running wild pose a threat to every child, Uncle Bunkle offers some sage – or perhaps not so sage – advice on how to catch a dinosaur. This ranges from catching a dino with a net or a using a special dino whistle. Maybe animal crackers will get the job done?

But once a dinosaur is caught, then what? That question opens a whole ‘nother can of fossils in this delightful story that’s equal parts wit and whimsy. Can you tame or pacify a dino? Take one out on walks? (Don’t forget the pooper scooper!) And what to do with a dinosaur at a family feast? Can you teach a dino what (or who) to eat and not eat? How it turns out all depends on what you teach your dino friends.

Told with a twinkle, this sweet story unfolds in short, lyrical sentences that are easy to follow and easy to digest. Gently rhyming prose keeps the story sudsing. The tone is bright and buoyant, the pacing is nimble. Text is kept to a minimum per page so as to not over-tax young attention spans.

The illustrations really make this story. A clever blend of entertainment and inspiration, they complement the text beautifully and will keep young readers engaged and turning pages until the very end.  

Warm and whimsical, Catching Dinos is sure to delight its target audience of children ages six to ten years old. It would also  make an excellent choice for a read-aloud or a bedtime story. You and your little’un(s) will love it!

REVIEWED BY

Kristine L.

THE CHILDREN'S BOOK REVIEW

THE CHILDREN'S BOOK REVIEW

THE CHILDREN'S BOOK REVIEW

 

Catching Dinos

Written and Illustrated by Uncle Bunkle

Age Range: 5+

Page Count: 26

Publisher: Luminare Press (February 4, 2024)

ISBN-13: 9798886794601

What to Expect: Humor, Dinosaurs, Creative Problem-Solving, Respect, and

Imagination

Uncle Bunkle's amusing picture book Catching Dinos offers young readers an

imaginative romp filled with whimsy and important life lessons.

When a menagerie of dinosaurs takes over the neighborhood, the situation calls for

some creative problem-solving. Uncle Bunkle's clever narrator shares with readers

that even the most unlikely creatures can become friends through acts of kindness,

consideration, and setting reasonable boundaries. While the story is undeniably silly,

it touches on the relatable childhood experiences of making new friends and

learning to get along with others, no matter how different they may seem at first. The

protagonist's willingness to take a thoughtful approach and treat the dinosaurs with

respect provides a positive example for young readers.

The story's brisk rhymes bounce off the tongue, making it a joy to read aloud. The

rhythmic text is perfectly paced to captivate a young audience. Kids will giggle at the

absurd notion of enticing dinosaurs with animal crackers and teaching them proper

manners and fashion sense. The quirky digital artwork, which appears to be

photographs rendered into stylized illustrations, lends a distinctive visual flair. The

lively character expressions and dynamic compositions enhance the offbeat humor.

At its heart, Catching Dinos is a celebration of imagination and an encouraging

message about the power of creative thinking to solve life's challenges, even on a

neighborhood-sized scale. This zany tale is sure to appeal to dinosaur enthusiasts

and any child who enjoys a good laugh.

—The Children's Book Review

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Uncle Bunkle has been telling stories 

just about forever, mostly in Oregon. 

Only now has he begun releasing them into the wild!

Our Mission

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Does your dad ever just stand there with the fridge door open? Unsure of what to eat, but somehow hoping if enough time passes just hanging about that the perfect little morsel's gonna pop right out? If so, you might want to warn them about what happened to my dad--he went in search of just a bedtime snack, but with no note left behind we'd no idea when he'd come back!

Do Emus Moo?

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Do emus moo? I'm asking you because I just don't know. Perhaps they eeee! I do not see why we can't make it so! Emu birds are funny things, they cannot fly thought they have wings! If they don't use them, I wonder whether they could maybe spare a feather?

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